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On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies's motions set the dance floor aflame.
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Read moreOn the 69th try, the heat of our bodies's motions set the dance floor aflame.
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Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Legally speaking...
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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All great cultures have their currencies, and the shat is no different.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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In the heart of the average bluebie lies a deep desire to believe and an utter certainty that it will not pay off.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invicible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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Legally speaking...
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The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.
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The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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