
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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The lifeblood—no, the beating heart—of the tightest community on the internet.
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Forgettable, then annoying. Now? Invincible. Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, yada yada yada.
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The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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